hunt for the best cracker jokes!

now then, it is that wonderful time of year when we get all excited about what might be contained in our christmas crackers. who cares about the hat or the plastic presents that get thrown in the bin, the thing we care about is the jokes! The jokes that are so bad that they hurt, the same jokes that appear year after year, the jokes that just aren't funny but without them our christmas would not be complete!

below are some jokes that have been found in crackers already, as you can see they are so unfunny that they are painful! Here goes:

Q: why don't ducks tell jokes when they're flying?
A: because they would quack up!

Q: How do you make gold soup?
A: put nine carrots in it!

Q: where do fish get their petrol?
A: shell!

Q: why was Cinderella no good at football?
A: because her coach was a pumpkin!

Q: why don't robots have brothers?
A: because they all have trans-sisters!

So there you go folks, lets hope that your cracker jjokes are as good as them. if you come across any better ones (or worse) then post them so we can all share them.